
SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 2008
Bye
I won't be updating for a while, going away. Cindy threw me a Bon Voyage party and made chicken pot pies and gave me an ipod. I love her so hard. Bye Cinders!

While I am busy answering the phones at my other job, CALL PAUL has taken to the streets enjoying this beautiful spring weather and her last week of unemployment before going back to work at the big M to the OMA. Thus, she has earned the title of: OPVPFSOTW (OFFICIAL PVP FIELD SCOUT OF THE WEEK.) Here's her catch of the day. Nice alliteration! "purple & black. bway & prince. -c.p."
If I told you you were beautiful, would you date me on the regular?
Saturday, March 22: one-night only!
8 to 11 pm
Oliver Kamm Gallery, 621 West 27th Street
Featuring Amanda Riner, Billy Miller, Colby Bird, Dave McDermott, David Gilbert, David Benjamin Sherry, Dike Blair, Eric Huebsch, Jaqcues Louis Vidal, Jeff Tranchell, Jonah Groeneboer, Jonathan Hartshorn, Josh Tonsfeldt, Joshua Smith, Julia Weist, Kate Levant, Lorenzo de Los Angeles, Mara Sprafkin, Matthew Robert Lutz-Kinoy, Michael Magnan, Michael Smith, Nolan Simon, Scott Hug, Tatiana Kronberg, and Timothy Hull.
Music by Kingdom, Michael Magnan, and Jimmy Im
Drinks courtesy Svedka
Special thanks to Tokion magazine and Oliver Kamm
Curated by Nicholas Weist
This image sent in by FABIO, with following caption: "Old man plaid on powers." 3/21/08
Once in a while we do get out of the office. Tonight CALL PAUL, ROSEBUD, LOVLEY NAILS, THE VOICE OF REASON, and I met for a little extra curricular tete-a-tete after a experiencing an intensely hypnotic performance by mutual friend and mentor. Surprisingly, there was not a plaid sighted whilst we were together, though on her way home, CALL PAUL managed to capture this one and sent it in with the following caption : "Great staff meeting 2nite! jacket & backpack 2 ave f\v station. c.p."
Running late this morning running to the train, ended up taking a car to work. Bedford. 3/18/08 8:02am
Vintage Budweiser light box at The Continental. What was I doing on St. Mark's on St Patrick's Day? Lookin' for plaid, of course. And my voice, which I lost. March 17th 9:23pm
L Train Platform at Bedford. 3/16/08

PVP will take to the streets today leafletting for our friend (PVP Alias: DUDE)'s reel to win the formentioned Board Award in the category of Direction. One of the spots on his nominated reel features the protagonist wearing a buffalo plaid scarf, so it's our duty and our pleasure to throw ourselves behind a candidate we believe in. Moment's ago, the entire PVP staff headed out the door equipt with signs, buttons, stickers, and thermoses of hot coffee, and by 10:00 they should be at their posts. We are planning to cover all the major intersections in Manhattan and a few in Brooklyn. We'll be easy top spot because we're all wearing plaid jackets... then again, so is a large percentage of the rest of the population.... Anyway, If you see one of us out there, stop and say hi. We'll be everywhere. To cast your ballot online, please cut and paste the link below: Vote for the reel with the guy with the barbells, dude...
http://firstboardsawardsvote.adbeast.com/peopleschoice/?_t=c;_i=%5b%5bid%5d%5d;_ei=%5b%5bemailid%5d%5d&__ctr=2&__ctre=2909052&__ctr=2&__ctre=2918723#
Health food store next to the bagel place on Bedford. Plaid subject and friend were very excited about the vast selection of energy bars. 3/13/08 3:01pm
Kent btwn Manhattan & McGuinness in Greenpoint. 3/12/08 Just after 5:00pm

All I can picture is the crash sight, and amongst the debris of our fuselage scattered across the frosty winter landscape, the two plaid jackets stand out against the white of the snow. At least us ladies in row 1 will die first. Might as well make it short and painless. As far as the above image, all the same flight information as listed in capture below applies. They just announced five minutes 'til boarding... 3/9/08 5:27am
BTV to JFK. Gate 15. Flt #19. Boarding @5:30am. Departs: 6:00am. 3/9/08. Captured at 5:06am.
Side note: Moments before this capture I was detained at the security checkpoint because I had not realized that my Swiss Army Knife was in my handbag. The flight was completely full due to all the cancelations the day before due to the ice storm which swept Vermont, taking down a tree in my Parents' back yard. The very same Swiss Army Knife, unbeknownst to me, that went undetected through JFK security checkpoints on my way to Vermont a week ago.
Part 2 of the Side Note: The woman pictured above dragging the L.L. Bean Hawaiian backpack on wheels, turned out to be next to me in seat 1B (I was in 1A) Neither one of us had room to stow our carry on bags below the seat in front of us, because there wasn't one. The woman in 1B barely had room to fit herself in to the seat, and looked very uncomfortable for most of the flight, especially when they came by with drinks and I my attempt to open the tray table, proved impossible due to generous red plaided love handles preventing it from unfolding out from the arm rest, which is where they keep the tray tables in row 1.
Part 3 of the Side Note: My carry on bag contained one large fuzzy stuffed owl, six adult Airborne Jellyfish, and one baby, a brown velveteen bag of quartz crystals, one knit panda finger puppet, one felted finger puppet of undeterminable species, one pink gossamer ribbon, and if they hadn't caught it, one multi-blade knife. Upon arrival, the woman in the plaid shirt in 1B announced, in a voice audible at least as far back as row 12, that her Hawaiian print rolly back pack was full of school books.
Seconds after I took this photograph, a voice from over my shoulder asked, "Did you just take a picture?" Petrified, I wheeled around to face a guy who had just watched me point and snap the above posted plaid capture. (For security reasons I will call him FRANK.) Frank had unmistakably seen me take the photo, he wanted to know why. Hesitantly, I explained the blog, and he pulled out his iphone to verify my story. (No one in Vermont has iphones because Vermont doesn't get AT&T, not yet at least.) Frank and his wife were visiting from Chicago where probably everyone has iphones. He typed in the address, bookmarked the URL in his web browser and promised to come back and spend some time on our blogspot. If he doesn't, and our interchange becomes just another anecdotal moment from his trip to Vermont, March '08, well then, so be it. But I bet he'll look twice the next time he sees plaid. City Market. Burlington, Vermont 3/7/08 4:08pm
Captured subject replacing boots after experiencing the world premier of Amy Caron's Waves of Mu in stocking feet. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, VT 3/7/08 7:30pm.
The Waves of Mu experience offers a unique multidimensional education, demonstrating the scientific and empirical integrity of mirror neurons. It presents thought-provoking connections between mirror neuron deficiencies and autism spectrum disorders, thereby challenging our cultural concept of normality and its effect on human evolution. The Firehouse Gallery will host the show March 7-23, then it tours to Alaska and will be in New York in September at PS 122. For more information please visit www.amycaron.com
This is a close up of the collar of a favorite shirt of PVP's New Best Friend: Code name: SALON SUNDAY, who I ran into today in front of Crow Books in Burlington, VT. 3/4/08 5:14pm
This just in via hand held electronic device from PVP Field Scout CALL PAUL, from The Metro, 3/4/08
To read the full article, please click on the following link:
http://www.readmetro.com/show/en/NewYork/20080304/1/12/
The only man at carousel 2. BTV. 3/3/08 12:18am
B41 Bus stop. Flatbush Ave. Captured from the back seat of a moving vehicle. 3/2/08 5:05pm
(Please note the desert camo hat on worn by plaid clad subject.) Powers Street, Brooklyn. 3/2/08 4:43pm